I know, I know…it's been forever since my last blog(I've decided blog is a funny word…seriously say it, blog), and for all you hardcore joshlay.com fans out there(i know there are thousands or at least a couple, o.k more like five) I apologize. But fear not, because I'm going to give all you Josh Lay fanatics what you've been missing. And by fanatics, I mean friends who feel sorry for me and  bored at work, so they read my blog(man that's a funny word). So put on your cardboard cut out face of Josh Lay and shave your head, because I'm going to give you a summary of the latest happenings. Buckle up, strap em' down. Lock and load. Let's go to town.(o.k so nobody owns a Josh Lay cut out face, but they will my friends, oh yes, you will all own one).

Cliff's notes summary of the past month:

Tennessee Football- playing awesome, has me pumped (although there were a few games too close for comfort, and we play LSU tomorrow. I say WE like I'm on the team. Inappropriate)

Chicago Bears football-ridiculous or as my friends in Chicago say, "so ridiculous it should be Bearly legal"(if that's not comedy, I don't know what is…p.s-the bears are undefeated).

Devils Hockey-the season began, my life is swamped (yes, I do appearances in the community, "what kind of appearances" glad you asked. Everything. Seriously, think of any location on the planet and I've probably been there as a costume character…but not Mars, because that's not on the planet. That's a planet all by itself, but not Pluto. That's not a planet anymore).

Personal- Friends getting married. Congrats Devon Accardi a.k.a D-vo a.k.a Mizzer Debon(my boy), Amy Sheridan a.k.a Sandy(we were in Grease together), and last but not least the designer of joshlay.com Lindsay Brine a.k.a Lindsay Miller (that a boy John…as in John Miller her husband). Break ups(you know who you are, and I feel your pain) and get togethers(you know who you are, well done). Warm weather and cold (o.k it's going beyond personal. Moving on).

Plain and Fancy-  An old Broadway show brought back to the York Theatre with an all star cast(as in Cady Huffman, Tony winner from the Producers. And Mrs. G from "Facts of Life") I had the privilege of attending with my good friend/artist Laura Loving, who by the way is going on tour. Laurapalooza, check it out.

And last but not least, for all you boys and ghouls, Halloween- single handedly the most overrated holiday on the planet. I mean honestly, I dress up in a costume for a living. I don't need an extra day to be hot and sweaty. However, for those of you that don't get to dress up but once a year, my hats off to you(not hat as in mascot head because that is against mascot code…yes there is mascot code, and no you can't take your head off in public or talk). 

That's it. A month. One down two to go till a new year. If that's not exciting I don't know what is. Actually, I do know what is. Ice-cream cake from Baskin Robbins. Have you ever tried it? It's amazing. I suggest  you go try some ASAP(or find a picture of my face, cut it out, and start the Josh Lay cardboard cut-out face revolution). I'm outs.