"Where is he?" "Why has he not written anything in awhile?" "I must have a new blog?" I'm sure you all have been asking these questions. If not, I question your loyalty to joshlay.com…oh, what's that you say? You could care less? Shame on you. Anybody who's anybody is a loyal joshlay.com update subscriber. And by anybody, I mean anybody I have called and pestered to do so. (Forgive me if this blog is a bit scatter brained, I am listening to "Fergalicious" and I must say it is utterly ridiculous…and by ridiculous I mean I can't get enough. Honestly, could there be anymore of a catchier tune.)

 Not to much has been happening here lately, except I had a show on Monday night, and another one this Wednesday (which you all should come to…by the way, could the word "wednesday" be spelled any weirder or more complicated. Don't be that guy that makes up a word that doesn't make sense, and then have everyone use it for all eternity).

So besides a few shows and my roommate getting mugged…oh yeah, my roommate got mugged at the subway stop last night. Somebody stole her purse. Your classic "somebody stole her purse" line, but he did, and if you see him tell him two things: 1. Give it back 2. You're a criminal.  Do it in that order. Otherwise he may be offended by you calling him a criminal, and not give the purse back.

See, I live hardcore. Shows, larceny(to my roommate) I am one tough mug. That's why I reside in Harlem. Only there can you truly appreciate the toughness. You know what else is tough. Popeye's chicken, but in a good way, unless you get it cold, then it's tough in a bad way and unedible. Seriously though, those biscuits are ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as "Fergalicious". Nope. Nothing is more ridiculous than that…well, other than the claymation Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer(which I LOVE by the way). That is ridiculous. C'mon an elf that wants to be a dentist? Definitely a stretch of the imagination don't you think?