As you may or may not know, the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards were last night. (If you don't know, you probably practice prehistoric survival methods or volunteer in civil war reenactments, not that there's anything wrong with that.) I mean, honestly, does it get any better? A TV show about TV shows. Woo hoo! You're probably thinking to yourself, "Self, I sure missed Joan and Melissa Rivers on the red carpet this year." Well my friends, I'm sure you did. That's because they were hanging at Joan's house, watching the Emmy's with me.

That's right, I watched the Emmy's with Joan Rivers. Okay, I wasn't exactly hanging out. I was a PA for the project we were doing with VH1 Eyecandy. Which means I was running a lot of tapes to and fro and doing anything they needed. However, when I wasn't running around, I was hanging out. (That's right, I said it, hanging out at Joan's.)

I was working on a live blog by Joan and Melissa at emmyswithjoan.com. If you look closely, in the last video (or the Emmy's recap), you can see my legs/khaki pants as Joan and Melissa circle the table. Basically, if my legs had gone out much farther, the women would have fallen over, and the show would have been over. That, my friends, is the power I possessed. Lots and lots of power! And by power, I mean no power. If they had fallen, I would have been fired.

So that's it. That was my Emmy's experience. Hanging at Joan's watching the Emmy's. It was a long day but a good one. My only regret? Not making mention of her cameo in The Muppets Take Manhattan. Single handedly the greatest movie of all time. Film making at it's finest. Now excuse me while I go hang out with my celebrity friends [insert snooty laugh and glass of champagne]. I'm kind of a big deal. Oh, what's that? You need a cup of coffee? I'm on it.