First and foremost, happy May Day! That's right, it's time to gather around the maypole and celebrate our social and economic achievements. Of course, seeing how the economy is in the crapper, May Day has never felt so solemn. But fear not because ol' W is givin' us all free money! Woohoo! Now I can just pump it back into the economy and get ridiculously taxed on it! Can't wait.

Speaking of ol' W, I think that with all the presidential campaigning going on you should check out my interview with the Presidents of the United States of America. No, not the actual U.S. presidents (most of them are in the big prosperous economy in the sky), the band. Ya know, "Peaches"? "Lump"? Anyone? Anyway, I figured I would test their knowledge of the presidential candidates. I'm not gonna lie; they were a bit wacky. But then again, so are the candidates. So check it out.

And if you haven't noticed already, I've updated the videos section of my media gallery. In other words, watch them and love them. C'mon, folks, it's May Day! If you don't love them, I will personally give each of you a portion of my economic stimulus check. And since there are only seven of you reading, I should come out okay. Now excuse me while I join in on the cheer and laughter of the maypole! Wait, did I say laughter? I meant sorrows. Economic and social sorrows. [Cue R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts."]