Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don’t.

Well, at least Almond Joy and Mounds tend to think so. Personally, i don’t feel like either one. And i refuse to let someone tell me otherwise. Why am i such a grump head about it? Because i can’t stand coconut. I know. There are many of you (two) who are like, "How dare you? I love coconut!" To you i say, go eat a box of Hostess Sno Balls and throw up all over yourself. I mean, honestly, is there really a need to put coconut in and on everything? It’s used for grass on Easter cakes. (A perfectly good cake. Ruined.) It’s used in drinks. It’s used by shrinks. It’s used to make you throw up in your sink. It’s awful. It's coconut.

But you know what’s not awful? Doing an Almond Joy commercial that is going to be played in Wal-Mart. That’s right. Big time. Wal-Mart will be airing these commercials in their stores during the month of June. Check it out. I’m in this one, and The Leadership Camp is in this one. Pretty much, they stopped us on the street and were like, "You wanna be in this commercial for twenty bucks?" So even though i pleaded with them that i am worth way more than twenty bucks and could possibly be one of the greatest actors of this century, i took the $20 and acted like a cheeseball. Who says pride doesn’t have a price? It does. Twenty bucks.

So that’s the latest. I’m a nut sometimes. Sometimes i’m not. Woo hoo. Crazy. Nuts. In the meantime, I will continue my fight against coconut. Until the opportunity arises again to make a few bones. Then i will act like a nut once more, all in the name of coconut candy. But i won’t eat those Easter cakes covered in coconut grass. No, sir, i won’t do that. But i will watch my friend Cory Cavin sing Keith Green’s "Easter Song" early on Easter morning over and over. Because you know what, it's funny, and i like funny. But not coconut. That’s not funny. That’s gross.